From the association of biological weapons manufacturers

 

Contrary to recent slick advertisement campaigns would like to lead the general public to believe, neutron bombs are far from sustainable. It is true that the ratio of kills per kilo of co2eq is fairly high, but to focus solely on that is to ignore the grave harm to biodiversity caused by radiation, not to mention the massive rebuilding necessary at the blast site with high associated ghg emissions. Also remember the necessary transport infrastructure!

Our products are manufactured in artisanal underground laboratories and transported in suitcases.

 

Be truly green, use biological weapons!